Monday, August 8, 2011

♪ My State Fair is a Great State Fair ♫

Solving the world's problems...one at a time:

My family and I went to State Fair Thursday and had a very enjoyable day. I didn't notice anything out of the ordinary but my wife says I'm very similar to Mr. Magoo. I did hear about problems later. 

Every law enforcement group including the US Marines were in force Friday. More law enforcement personal than fairgoers I say. Here's my idea. Elephants, about twenty of them. That's all you'd need. Twenty elephant trainers from India or Africa on board. Elephants are much more intimidating than a horse and forget about bicycles. 

An elephant can attack a crowd of fighting people and actually use there trunk to pull them apart and move them to a secure area or just take them and crush them up against a midway ride and they work for peanuts too.

Anyway, that's what I think would work,

Paul

(8-5-11)

No comments:

Post a Comment