♪ My State Fair is a Great State Fair ♫

Solving the world's problems...one at a time:

My family and I went to State Fair Thursday and had a very enjoyable day. I didn't notice anything out of the ordinary but my wife says I'm very similar to Mr. Magoo. I did hear about problems later. 

Every law enforcement group including the US Marines were in force Friday. More law enforcement personal than fairgoers I say. Here's my idea. Elephants, about twenty of them. That's all you'd need. Twenty elephant trainers from India or Africa on board. Elephants are much more intimidating than a horse and forget about bicycles. 

An elephant can attack a crowd of fighting people and actually use there trunk to pull them apart and move them to a secure area or just take them and crush them up against a midway ride and they work for peanuts too.

Anyway, that's what I think would work,

Paul

(8-5-11)

Body panels for easy access

Making Surgery a "snap!"

My latest idea is (at this point you may want to delete message) I think a good one. The Body Access Panel. Since my retirement I've had  two operations. I'm doing well now but the hard part about this is not the removal of organs or bypassing arteries but it's the healing of the ribs and the incision. Think about it, after your car is fixed the mechanic doesn't weld the hood shut so that next time something goes wrong he can cut a whole in the hood again to work on it again, repair it and weld it up again. Why do that on people? 

I'm  working on a 6" X12" panel for the human torso. With this panel (which I have installed on myself by the way) surgeons can have access to all major organs. I was able to match my skin collar pretty close too. At the beach people can hardly notice the hinges and latch although one time the panel opened unexpectedly. (I have more work to do on the latch.) People aren't used to seeing a beating heart and lungs expanding and contracting (at the beach anyway) but they will when The Body Access Panel becomes more widely used. Kind of gross but you have to say that this idea has promise. No?

God Bless

Paul


(7-24-11)

Concealed Carry comes to Wisconsin...introducing the "i-BANG!"

My New Invention:


Some inventors including guess who are working on a new invention that could make me like the next Bill Gates. With the new conceal carry law coming up this year astute business entrepreneurs like myself are getting in on the ground floor. 


Here's my idea. I think the next big thing is going to be combining the iphone and the micromini hand gun.

I going to call it the ibang but that's not for sure yet. Small but with a lot of punch if you get my drift. If I can get my product to market first, it's going to BIG. I just have to iron out some safety issues first. Some small things like blowing a whole through your head when all you really wanted to do is answer the phone, stuff like that. I'm trying to set up  a conference call between the three of us (Bill Gates, Smith & Wesson and me) but I'm having a hard time getting all of us together cause I'm so busy all the time.

Any way that's what's up with me

Paul


(June 20, 2011)