Ideas just come to me...what can I say?

Random Thoughts:

► You know that some people think I'm sort of cheap. I like to donate things to Goodwill, St. Vini's and Teen Challenge but the thing is after I donate the stuff I then go into the store and buy more stuff. I think I'm getting more forgetful now because my wife told me I have been rebuying the stuff I just dropped off. I got to cut that out.

► Bad news! Some guy stole my identity. When he found out how useless it was, he tried to give it back. I tell ya, I get no respect.

God Bless,

Paul

Hiyah! - Check mate!!

Spicing up a boring hobby:

I have been having talks with a major cable network on a new half sport and half reality show. Full Contact Chess, played in a ten foot  square cage. Right now I'm trying to find two master chess players who would be ok with beating the tar out of each other. It's not been easy. Maybe I should just work on my party game Greco-Roman No Holds Bared Twister. 

I just might hit pay dirt on that one.

God Bless

Paul

(7-26-11)

The Plungman

Combining two GREAT products:

I am working on a MP3 player mounted on a plunger. I call it The Plungman. My idea is to make plunging more of an enjoyable experience. After extensive testing I sent my product to a marketing consulting firm. They said it stunk. Now I don't know if they mean that the product actually smells or that the product is just a bad idea. Back to the drawing board I guess.

God Bless

Paul

(7-25-11)

Body panels for easy access

Making Surgery a "snap!"

My latest idea is (at this point you may want to delete message) I think a good one. The Body Access Panel. Since my retirement I've had  two operations. I'm doing well now but the hard part about this is not the removal of organs or bypassing arteries but it's the healing of the ribs and the incision. Think about it, after your car is fixed the mechanic doesn't weld the hood shut so that next time something goes wrong he can cut a whole in the hood again to work on it again, repair it and weld it up again. Why do that on people? 

I'm  working on a 6" X12" panel for the human torso. With this panel (which I have installed on myself by the way) surgeons can have access to all major organs. I was able to match my skin collar pretty close too. At the beach people can hardly notice the hinges and latch although one time the panel opened unexpectedly. (I have more work to do on the latch.) People aren't used to seeing a beating heart and lungs expanding and contracting (at the beach anyway) but they will when The Body Access Panel becomes more widely used. Kind of gross but you have to say that this idea has promise. No?

God Bless

Paul


(7-24-11)